Considering what music is actually worth the wait
Wednesday, December 3, 2008; 12:00 AM
Guns N' Roses began and ended in a hailstorm of prescription pills, booze and a plethora of righteously sweet riffs.

While the good times could only last so long, lead singer Axl Rose seized control of the band and for the last 15 years produced an album that became notorious for its delayed release, "Chinese Democracy." After addiction, rehab and a thousand different mixes of the record, "Chinese Democracy" was finally released. With a final budget of $15 million, it's arguable whether the musical result was worth the wait.

The entire album is a knee-deep mire of guitar solos, overdubbed vocals and other completely random facets implemented by Mr. Rose. Though the record could be viewed as a complete disaster, it's more akin to a train wreck that's fascinating to watch (or in this case hear) as it runs off the rails completely. Take, for instance, the song "Shackler's Revenge," which starts off with a fairly simple metal guitar riff, but by the last 30 seconds of the song, this one riff turns into a guitar army with what I could discern to be four guitar parts overdubbed on one another. When you have to resort to putting the guitar through a pedal that makes it sound similar to beeps from a videogame, you might want to rethink your approach, Axl.

Guns N' Roses isn't the first band to utilize this sort of massive overproduction on itsrecords, though. The Beach Boys used everything from dog barks to harpsichords and the widely revered Pet Sounds to a better-received effect. Most music critics consider the album to be one of the most influential of all time, so what makes the difference between Axl's magnum opus and The Beach Boys? To me it seems to boil down to the genre.

Whereas The Beach Boys established harmonies and sounds that had never before been heard of by listeners of the pop genre, everybody's listened to the mile-a-minute shredding of most metal at least once before. Most people can instantly recognize "God Only Knows" as being by the Beach Boys, while "Shackler's Revenge" could be confused for almost any other piece of "hardcore" music played on rock radio.

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Posted by: jonyi at 12/10/08 i have to ask tom if this article was meant to counter mine. hahha Flag Abuse
Posted by: MpShere4u2 at 12/04/08 I've got every thing Guns has released. I listen to them daily. I love this new sound. The lyrics are incredible. I've seen the last version of GnR live and they rocked. All of the old stuff was created when they tore out the frame. They didn't eat or sleep. They drank and did smack. They music was raw but prefect. Rose is an artist. I'll support him and any version of Guns he puts together. This "review" is a waste of 812 words. Get a life punk! Flag Abuse
Posted by: bruce at 12/03/08 I'm always amazed at how critics put a joyous, brilliant creative piece of work through their own depression and self-worth filters to turn the best things in life sub-par. But what doesn't surprise me is they never amount to much, creatively-speaking. Flag Abuse
Posted by: J at 12/03/08 Couldnt even finish this idiot's review (and by idiot I mean he has zero insight into music...must be 19 years old or something)...and btw...those "beeps from a videogame" in Shackler's Revenge are cool as hell...just genius...cant turn that frickin song up loud enough in my car...everybody's a critic...and so am i...your review is infantile Flag Abuse
Posted by: Paul at 12/03/08 No matter what he produces you will always bag him. Your a F#%K wit Flag Abuse






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